You know what I do a lot? Pronounce words … differently.

If feel that I have license to do this simply because there are soooo many accents jostling about, and therefore soooo many different "legitimate" ways to pronounce a single word. So why not go one better and create my own designer pronounciations? Why not indeed?

What's an example? Well, there's corollary. I like to say it "core ahl' eree." Very fast and fluid. Just sounds nicer. And sometimes I'll lean on an accent to help a word along. Take the mundane and plodding "appliance." The word falls on the ear with a thud. No life, no joy. But pronounce it "ah pleance" (heavy French accent helpful) and it soars, it sings! That's the way I like my "refreesh-era-door".

Any of you guys ever do this?

- And that's today's word from the bird