I remember my friend’s parrot loves black tea with honey.
One day, my friend got out a can of southern tea (no lemons, you don’t want what happens when a parrot drinks lemon) and was distracted before he actually opened the can.
a couple minutes later (literally no more than two minutes), he returned to find the can shredded by the parrot and the parrot staring at him with ‘the evil eye’.
Reminds me of my sister’s chihuahua/pomeranian dog. Every time someone would throw a toy, she was never content with just quietly getting it and bringing it back. No, she’d snarl like she was genuinely attacking it. Must make it more fun for her since her getting quiet when she gets the toy means she’s ready to do something else.
That’s my mom before she gets the coffee, but it’s aimed at the rest of the unfortunate household.
Now my step-dad makes sure the first thing he does out of bed is to start the coffee maker.
I don’t have to stalk and kill my morning cuppa … but brutal things have been known to happen to those unlucky (or simply unwary) enough to get between me and the coffee pot until that first cup gets downed. Had a Navy buddy who once pointed out a show he was watching, had footage of a bear coming out of hibernation. Said “look! they got footage of you getting out of bed!”
LOL
I remember my friend’s parrot loves black tea with honey.
One day, my friend got out a can of southern tea (no lemons, you don’t want what happens when a parrot drinks lemon) and was distracted before he actually opened the can.
a couple minutes later (literally no more than two minutes), he returned to find the can shredded by the parrot and the parrot staring at him with ‘the evil eye’.
Winston, I agree…Wild coffee that is hunted is much more enjoyable for that first cuppa freshness!
Reminds me of my sister’s chihuahua/pomeranian dog. Every time someone would throw a toy, she was never content with just quietly getting it and bringing it back. No, she’d snarl like she was genuinely attacking it. Must make it more fun for her since her getting quiet when she gets the toy means she’s ready to do something else.
That’s how some people act before they get their coffee (or don’t get enough)!
That’s my mom before she gets the coffee, but it’s aimed at the rest of the unfortunate household.
Now my step-dad makes sure the first thing he does out of bed is to start the coffee maker.
Hahaa, reminds me of myself before my first dose of coffee ;]
I don’t have to stalk and kill my morning cuppa … but brutal things have been known to happen to those unlucky (or simply unwary) enough to get between me and the coffee pot until that first cup gets downed. Had a Navy buddy who once pointed out a show he was watching, had footage of a bear coming out of hibernation. Said “look! they got footage of you getting out of bed!”
Lucky him, I had my coffee by then … heh.