Cockatoo, at least as smart as any dog, can easily live over thirty years (read plenty of time to learn stuff) and fitted with a tool designed to crack seeds and destroy bark & wood. Getting out of a paper back – child’s play!
And while the eyes may not have the tell tale evil glow, if you run across one that has turned you may well wish for just a demon to deal with.
Or the obverse, there are more than enough people on this earth that make Patric Starfish seem like the next Stephen Hawking. This in this earth are doing fine where they are.
“Gasp, Panic” ….”Patric!! Remember to breath.” … ” Gasp! Wheeze …. Thanks Sponge Bob, I forgot.”
HAHAHAHAHA! Bite? Funny! This little monster doesn’t bite. he learned that if he trys to remove my fingernail from the cuticle up, I usually let go. Little hellion doesn’t even bother to just bite me anymore. Fortunately, he only wants dropped promptly when I bath him. so maybe once a month or so…
I take back my previous comment, he is a demon bird.
Just a bit
Cockatoo, at least as smart as any dog, can easily live over thirty years (read plenty of time to learn stuff) and fitted with a tool designed to crack seeds and destroy bark & wood. Getting out of a paper back – child’s play!
And while the eyes may not have the tell tale evil glow, if you run across one that has turned you may well wish for just a demon to deal with.
At “least” as smart as a dog indeed. They’re smarter than some people I know …
Or the obverse, there are more than enough people on this earth that make Patric Starfish seem like the next Stephen Hawking. This in this earth are doing fine where they are.
“Gasp, Panic” ….”Patric!! Remember to breath.” … ” Gasp! Wheeze …. Thanks Sponge Bob, I forgot.”
Errr … Those .. spell check won’t help when you typed the wrong word.
I have one of their smaller cousins, the cockatiel. Demon, indeed. Damn smart little demons. The only thing saving us from bird-republic is doorknobs.
Oh, can they give a nasty bite. Their beak really slices and dices. And we’ve all been bitten at least once, haven’t we?
HAHAHAHAHA! Bite? Funny! This little monster doesn’t bite. he learned that if he trys to remove my fingernail from the cuticle up, I usually let go. Little hellion doesn’t even bother to just bite me anymore. Fortunately, he only wants dropped promptly when I bath him. so maybe once a month or so…
*checks online for a number for the humane society*
That is all they need – a Parrot with an Attitude
Now THAT… is an Angry Bird!
Not so much angry as a bird with an attitude!
Wonder how Olf deals with him? Mebbe tries to get him to model the chicken bra?
We’ll find out soon enough!