This particular one popped into my head after my wife had made a yummy batch of Rice-A-Roni and during the drive to work the next day that old Rice-A-Roni jingle just kept bouncing around in my head. Had to fold in the "you got peanut butter on my chocolate" riff as well. M-mmm, nothing like a warm plate of Rice-Bologna!





It’s been a while since I been here, and I’ve realized something very important.
go to the bathroom before reading these, or nearly pee myself laughing.
I think this comment needs to be immortalized. It’s great!
I think you really like double words, don’t you?
Or what is the exactly meaning of: “… a dancing manatee who who sings …”?
Ach! I don’t like double words but I do like rearranging them to best fit the speech bubbles. And, unfortunately, sometimes when I cut and paste I don’t kill the word on the end of the line after moving it down. What’s amazing is that these are all run past my wife (and me, of course) beforehand. So it escaped that checkpoint. AND I transcribe it for ohnorobot. And I missed it again!! Sheesh! Luckily you’re there to catch it! So thanks for that!
It means the manatee sings songs by The Who, what else?
Throw in some cheese and nuke it until the bologna gets hot and the cheese melts and you got something. (Actually, I use ham or pastrami. I hate bologna.)
Microwaved bologna isn’t on any gourmet lists that I know of – gets all wrinkled and dry and …
We used to fry bologna and if you don’t cut the slice to the center the outside shrinks more and it forms a little hat.
When will people learn not to run around with food?
In about a few thousand more years.
It has not been all that long since the general eating pattern was chasing down your meal or eating on the run to avoid being eaten.
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Disney’s cycle of life malarkey can stay with them in the Savannah though I would not mind seeing a docu-drama about lawyers and their relationships with lions and hyenas.
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